Legolas is hot shit. Name's Santana. 17. I enjoy the company of elves.

uh im on skype: whatalovelyfuckingphantom

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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slapdancing:

ello, haha more like hello haha am i right haha? im so lonely

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

meladoodle:

my friend just sent me a video of him putting a mandarin in a safe

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

passiveprince:

when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend

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interplanetaryconnections:

jedavu:

Fictional Characters Meet Unfortunate Deaths in These Darkly Humorous Illustrations

Illustrator Ben Chen’s dark portrayal of how cartoon characters meet their death can be disturbing, especially for fans. 

So freaking awesome!