when you make a joke and everyone laughs
ello, haha more like hello haha am i right haha? im so lonely
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
my friend just sent me a video of him putting a mandarin in a safe
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend